Birds of the Equinoxademic
I feel kind of guilty because six months ago I started this year’s running gag about how birds have nothing to worry about and now there’s bird flu in Australia and they do.
I didn’t think this would stop me taking some photos of birds for my second sequel to Birds of the Equinox. On Sunday I saw four New Holland Honeyeaters perfectly framed in the curve of a branch as the early morning sun slanted in from the side and illuminated a backdrop of flowers. I’ve also spotted white-faced heron and egrets poking around the shores of the lake in the past week, neither of them featuring in the bird jokes so far this year. And on the weekend I watched a rare hooded plover zipping around the wet sand at sunset, weaving between gulls on one of the first shoeless sand strolls of the new summer.
However, when I set off with my camera around 7:30am, I started to get a bad feeling. The bustle of lorikeets and noisy miners I’m used to seeing were not prevalent. When I reached the lake there wasn’t a single bird in sight. No pelicans or cormorants hanging out with the fishermen. No gulls or ducks on the grass.
I kept on walking towards the dunes and the beach, hoping I’d get another glimpse of the hooded plover or by that point even a seagull. I saw a single gull out in the distance. Not much else. The sky was empty.
I continued walking along the sand, pondering as I strolled if I should change my entry’s theme to Beach Dogs of the Equinox instead. The distant seagull swept past and I desperately tried to capture it.
My lack of face mask made him flee quite quickly.
I decided to get a coffee, and while I waited I theorised ways I could take photos with one hand while holding the coffee cup with the other.
Holding the coffee seemed to be the way to bring the birds out from hiding - and I recalled that both the autumn equinox and the winter solstice were both weekend days, whereas today was a work day, so maybe this made sense.
This Singing Honeyeater was having a WFH day so wasn’t up at dawn like usual.
The longer I held my coffee the more that birds appeared. While I was still a bit shocked by the lack of birdlife, at least I saw a few varieties of feathered friends, and doing it with nice music and morning caffeine made it a positive experience.
This Eastern Rosella was panic buying flower bits in case there’s another lockdown.
The Murray Magpie was socially distancing its head from its own body.
This New Holland Honeyeater was not looking forward to being stuck at home watching Netflix for the next three months.
This Starling is checking to see how long the line up is for the PCR test at the local Bird Flu testing site.
This Noisy Miner is wisely eating the seeds from this Banksia flower and not a Pangolin from a wet market.
This cute couple of spotted doves were walking down the same path to the beach that Vanessa and I will take on the upcoming warm evenings this summer!
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The woman with the fake tan stepped into my office, sat across from my desk and lit a cigarette.
At least, she would, sometime in the next 20 minutes. Smelling the future has advantages, but precision isn’t one of them.