How to Set a New Steps PB in Oslo
Start around the waterfront and up the Opera House to the viewpoint before breakfast.
The pressure washer teams are out.
Take advantage of the free breakfast and free coffee for plenty of fuel.
Stroll across town to the Botanic gardens. Take in the spring blooms and different birds.
Follow the trams, bikes and scooters until you take the turn off for the scenic route back along Akersevla
Grab lunch from a salatbar off Karl Johan's Gate, as Oslo Domkirke strikes twelve with exuberance.
Savor lunch with the tulips and the tits in the old Børs' gardens.
Nap.
Summit the palace grounds and up the winding streets between embassy's to Vigelandsparken.
Meander around to find statues and dinner as diffused sunlight is further dappled, glimmering off the genitalia off countless sculpted figures.
Return along the same route and past the fountains along the Nationaltheatret Boulevard.
Duck out one last time to see the sun set over the Oslofjord.
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