I was thinking today - as I paid for a $180 bill to fix the phone line of whoever owns my rental - what life would be like without the internet. I imagined a year, quickly revised down to a month, of living without internet. I imagined becoming reacquainted with the White Pages, reading more books, relying on network television to provide me with entertainment on their schedule and dog earring my street directory.
Then I thought of blogging my experience.
At that point I realised my idea was as well thought out as my plan to visit the world's zoos using Google Earth.