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I have been doing a lot of programming lately. It's eating into prose, but it's really good.

For the first time in years I've been answering "what do you do?" with 'programmer.' It sounds way better than describing what I'm mainly paid for.

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myself

your cookie.........what is it your looking for?

November 30 2010 - Like
Brad

I am definitely not mainly paid for my cookies. I always balk at the amount of sugar in those recipes. I can only eat them if I didn't watch them be cooked.

November 30 2010 - Like
myself

SO ...... WHY DO I HAVE A LOG.DAT FILE THAT BELONGS TO YOU?

December 1 2010 - Like
Brad

I don't know. Where did you find it?

December 1 2010 - Like
myself

OK, TELL YOU WHAT. YOU FUCKED UP. TOO BAD YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME LEARNING, JUST TO HAVE IT TAKEN FROM YOU. IDIOT

December 2 2010 - Like
myself

AND IF YOU WANT A JOB YOU FUCK, YOU SHOULD TRY USING THE FUCKIN EMAIL I LEFT YOU SEVERAL TIMES NOW.

December 2 2010 - Like
Brad

I'm not sure of who you are or what you're talking about. I also don't think I've got any emails from you. Where did you send them?

Please, let me know if there's anything I can do to help you. Reader satisfaction is important to me.

December 2 2010 - Like
myself

as a programmer : finding my email on your server should be childs play, after all u do ask for it in the comment form.

December 2 2010 - Like
Interested Obeserver

Dear 'myself'

Go fuck yourself you stupid fuck-whitted fuck button.

Only fools and the mentally handicapped feel the need to write messages with caps lock on.

Go code yourself an e-version of yourself and fuck them.

Toodles!

December 5 2010 - Like
Burge

I don't know who this person is but I like their style.

December 9 2010 - Like
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