Dear Brain

Alright brain, some serious questions:

How come whenever I see cake you try and convince me that food might be in short supply in the coming days and that I should replenish my stocks of fat in case I go hungry? I have a whole bag of almonds on my desk at work, and nine different types of cereal at home. I'm not going to go hungry. Stop lying to me every single time..

Why did you choose to buy a hand sanitizer that requires no water to clean my hands, and then let me store it next to the sink for months?

Why approve of certain songs when I load my phone up with MP3s, only to immediately reject them as unlistenable the first time they come up on shuffle? What do you have to gain by doing this?! Why not just put songs that you like on my phone?

Also if you could turn off all the flashbacks for a while that would be great too.

Thanks,
Brad's Body

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Brad

Another serious question: Am I the only one who is always having flashbacks?

Example: after writing this entry I was lying on the floor stretching my hamstring and as I stood up, for a moment, I was sitting in the driver's seat of my Mum's Camry on a rainy Sunday night in 2002. I was in park out the front of Pizza Haven Blackwood as my mum went inside to pick up our dinner. While she was paying I was thinking about which of my school friends I had left to add to my BHS custom team on FIFA 2002 after we got back home.

By the time I had finished standing up I was back in the present. I have no idea where the link came from.

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