Cleanliness

I’m a much cleaner person in winter. That’s not to say I’m unclean during Summer. When it’s chilly my brain simply seems to be more diligent at finding things to clean to justify staying in the shower longer. Some examples thoughts from the past few weeks that have kept me under the hot water for longer than necessary include:


  • I guess I really should clean the space between my toes again.
  • The back of the facial cleanser says to leave on for one minute and I refuse to compromise on a single second.
  • I’ve washed the hair in my armpits, but I haven’t conditioned there yet.
  • I know I’m running late for work but I should probably trim those hairs on my shoulder before I get out.
  • Rinse and repeat if necessary? How do you know if a repeat shampooing is necessary? Well, better safe than sorry.
  • This is great! I can’t believe I’ve gone this far through life without thinking of flossing in the shower.

MUST NOT TURN OFF HOT WATER.

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