This is the story of a Lego lighthouse keeper who loves his wife, and wanted to write the world's best Christmas Rap album.
"We'll upgrade you to something more comfortable," the car-wrangler told me. This was the first sign something was wrong.
There are lots of things you do with your spouse after you’re married, like holidays, work functions and dinner parties. Add to that list “being sick”.
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