In 2018, Anzac Day is a tricky one, everyone caught between respecting the fallen, and wishing for a world where we'd never killed each other in the first place.
With some overtime pay in my pocket, I set out to ask the sportswear sales assistants of Adelaide, “What's the best, most technologically advanced pair of tracksuit pants you’ve got?” If you haven’t really thought about trackpants technology recently, I will provide a brief summary of this complicated science.
The World in Miniature wasn’t abandoned, however, it was empty. Outdated exhibitions on unloved grounds. Our detour seemed destined to be a disappointment. Then we got to the basement of the pyramid, and that’s where we found all the human teeth.
All White Yet another work day, another moment with the wardrobe to decide which shirt I would wear to the office. The white one.
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