Nash is now five, which is 35 in human years, and which explains why she didn't like this year's Hottest 100 as much as the ones from her twenties.
The World in Miniature wasn’t abandoned, however, it was empty. Outdated exhibitions on unloved grounds. Our detour seemed destined to be a disappointment. Then we got to the basement of the pyramid, and that’s where we found all the human teeth.
"We'll upgrade you to something more comfortable," the car-wrangler told me. This was the first sign something was wrong.
It’s probably wrong to feel envious of the kids going back to high school this week.
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