If you're wondering what you can chop on an official Bradism Raised Cutting Board for Tall People, let me share the recipe for my staple salad. I make this meal for lunch usually a few times a week in summer and semi-regularly outside it.

Capturing here for future reference.

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  • Tomato
  • 150g mixed-leaf lettuce
  • Half a cucumber
  • Half a capsicum/bell-pepper
  • Drained tin of 4 bean mix
  • Half a tin of drained corn kernels
  • Hommus/Hummus/Humus/Houmus/Delicious chickpea shit

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Chop everything but the lettuce into corn kernel sized pieces and mix together. Consistency is vital. Salt and pepper to taste.

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Chop the lettuce into small pieces and layer on top of rest of salad. Scoop out ~100g of hummus. Mix through.
Pro-tip: if you're at the bottom of the hummus container, keep a few bigger leaves of lettuce and use those to scrape up the last bits.

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Mix thoroughly. Yes, this is a salad bowl.


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