These are the sensory torturers which await me when I return home.
"We'll upgrade you to something more comfortable," the car-wrangler told me. This was the first sign something was wrong.
This is the story of a Lego lighthouse keeper who loves his wife, and wanted to write the world's best Christmas Rap album.
Photos of today's blue skies.
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