These are the sensory torturers which await me when I return home.
As I travel through time on my flights from Portland back to Adelaide I reflect on my top ten highlights of the Pacific Northwest.
"We'll upgrade you to something more comfortable," the car-wrangler told me. This was the first sign something was wrong.
Photos of today's blue skies.
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