I hired a three tonne truck today to move my furniture. All you need to hire a truck, apparently, is a driver's licence and enough cash to cover the deposit. I was given they keys and shown to the driver's cabin.
"Have you ever driven a truck before?" She asked me.
*Yes," I said confidently, thinking back to my weeks behind the wheel of the white suburban.
And that's the story of how I reversed a three tonne truck into a tree and gently scratched the side mirror.