The Inevitable Return of the Great Striped Polo

What the fuck is this?

What the heck is this?

What the...

Insert picture of iron and ironing board, KeepCup, a pair of pants that don't have a drawstring, a building access card...

Hmm, looks like this journal entry is about as anti-climatic as my first day in the office in the best worst part of a year.

My regular coffee guy forgot my name. I guess it has been four months ^{of 5G waves dissolving his mind...}

Coffee was better than Nespresso Pods though.