Woo hey hey, it's Halloween. To celebrate apathy here are some amsuing quotes from this weekend in no order at all:

• ”I'm actually of the opinion that kissing is an unnecessary form of foreplay”
  
• ”Come on guys, we're losing to a bunch of hobbits!”
  
• ”You're crushing me!”
  
• ”Everyone trims their pubes. It's like a haircut... for your penis.”
  
• ”There is glitter in my stubble”
  
• ”What the hell, why did I bring my discman here? What the hell, why am I talking to myself. I think the neighbours are listening to me... Why the hell am I still talking to myself?”
  
• ”That's the worst thing about costume parties in Adelaide, you meet someone and you tell a really good ice-breaking story and then a few minutes later when you're both adjusting your costumes you realise you already knew each other.”
  
• ”Every night I'm drinking is like daylight savings night for me, because I lose an hour.”
  

The funniest one is number 3. High-ho context, away!