Discovering Knowledge

I think I might have fixed my internet. Yet another hardware problem on my system that can be fixed by just physically abusing the source of the problem. That's the reason that my router is dangling by it's cords off the side of my desk at the moment. Being closer to the cool, brick wall where it may experience closer-to-earth chilly drafts is helping it not over-heat, which apparently was the reason I was getting disconnected almost every 3 minutes.

My Data Mining and Knowledge Discovery research report is coming along nicely. I haven't actually written anything, but I have about 15 paragraphs cut out and put under different headings so it will pretty much write itself. What would be awesome is if I could write a data mining algorithm that would mine the web and produce research reports for me. That way I could do both assignments at once.

So yeah, my report titled "Roddick, you made this subject up" is not really real. It's actually about privacy and ethics or something. My research led me to this website that pretty much sums up what I feared about data mining.

Quote:
Data-mining is an untested idea that uses algorithms applied to massive amounts of data

It wasn't actually hard to find this page in Google, just search for "Data Mining" and click on the first link that isn't a paper written by Roddick

And by Christ I hope his constant data mining doesn't turn up this site. I'm now slightly pleased I didn't test to see if this site works in Safari.

Comments

Zippo

If you Google "data mining," Bradism.com doesn't show up in the first twelve pages of results. I don't know about after that because I gave up and need to study genetics oh god an exam on Friday.

September 28 2005 - Like
Mark

However, if you search for "data mining roddick", Bradism.com is on the first page, and part of the description is "You making up random shit".

September 29 2005 - Like
Zippo

First hit on the second page.
Confirmed.

September 29 2005 - Like
John Roddick

I am so angry at you right now Brad!

September 29 2005 - Like
Brad

I'm just kidding, that was me.

September 29 2005 - Like
Mark

The fact that you didnt leave the comment as "John F. Roddick" was what tipped me off.

September 29 2005 - Like
Brad

Why Why WHY are you trying to make my website a good search hit when searching for Roddick!

September 30 2005 - Like
marco

rodick dick dick dick

September 30 2005 - Like
Brad

Ha Ha, well played Marco. Delightful.

October 1 2005 - Like
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