More than I Bargained For
Chow rang me up for no reason today and advised me that I could get cheap clothing from Jetty Surf - today only!
So I got to Jetty Surf in Rundle Mall and was casually shopping and glancing around for specials when I saw Lori. This is the first time I've seen her since four days before I called and broke up with her.
I don't think she saw me at that instant, so I looked away. My first instinct was to scamper and keep my perfect 'never meeting exes again' game intact. My second instinct was to save money on shirts. So what followed was about four minutes of browsing a rack of shirts intently while occasionally muttering "oh shit oh shit oh shit".
She never came up to me and I got a nice new shirt for $24.
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What we're all dying to know is Did she get fat?