Some Important Terms to Remember after petrol becomes extinct
Car parking stuff.
Dream Park
The best possible, legitimate park available at a site. Characterised primarily by proximity to site entrance although other factors may effect the exact Dream Park eg. shade, lighting, cover/weather protection and ease of exit.
Confidence Parking
The act of navigating directly to the location of the Dream Park and other best parks in a car park even though they are most likely all taken. This includes ignoring any available parks en route. See Self Fulfilling Prophecy.
Throughy
A car park that can be entered one side and left on the other side. This is often prized because it requires two 90 degree parks to be in line with each other so that you can enter the ultimate park at the wrong end.
If car parking is sex then a throughy is the girl getting you a beer afterwards.
Car Park God
Lord of the Car Park. Giver of Car Parks and taketh of Car Parks away. Provides Dream Parks and Throughy's to true believers who utter the Lord's Prayer.
Quote:
Oh Car Park God, feared be thy name, thy car parkers come, and then be gone, at Marion as it is at Uni. Give us this day our daily spot, and forgive us for parking too close to the line as we forgive those that park too close to the line on us. And lead us not into disabled parks or loading zones but deliver us from walking too far, amen.
Comments
"Characterised primarily by proximity to site entrance"
Petrol stations don't have credit card machines at the pump?
i dont see what this has to do with petrol becoming extinct
Yeah how are you going to park your car after petrol runs out huh?
Once oil runs out, Zoe is going to fuel her auto with her own spit.
I don't even have a car! So there! I will probably just ride a bike or something.
geez, you're both not very bright are you...
Yeah, obviously when oil runs out you cant use a bike because you need to oil those things!
Don't you know anything, Sam? Zoe will just sneeze on her bike to make it work!
*sigh* pretty sick of you lot hey i just come here to read about my pal brad'slife and i get a load of shit from you :rolleyes: