The Day I fucked the Drought
It rained last night as I fell asleep.
When I washed my bowl that contained the weet-bix I put in my breakfast smoothie the water pressure was too high and angles led to my pants getting drenched.
When I got to work I tried to drink from my water bottle but the lid wasn't on properly and my shirt got soaked.
I got drunk on a Tuesday night and danced to SexyBack.