The Day I fucked the Drought

It rained last night as I fell asleep.

When I washed my bowl that contained the weet-bix I put in my breakfast smoothie the water pressure was too high and angles led to my pants getting drenched.

When I got to work I tried to drink from my water bottle but the lid wasn't on properly and my shirt got soaked.

I got drunk on a Tuesday night and danced to SexyBack.

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Brad

SUDOKU!

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November 8 2006 - Like
Zippo

Enjoy.

<img src="http://content.imagesocket.com/images/justin_timberlake_02521.jpg">

November 8 2006 - Like
Brad

How hard a sudoku did you have to do to win that picture?

November 8 2006 - Like
Zoe

Zippo has fully redeemed herself for anything ever.

November 8 2006 - Like
Peter

Where did you get that picture of me?

November 9 2006 - Like
Zippo

It was a picture file in your stolen Sidekick.

November 9 2006 - Like
Jarrad

I've never heard SexyBack.

November 10 2006 - Like
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