Retarded Mail Day

Today I got to open two pieces of mail. The first was from world reknown psychic 'Marie Callas' who promised to provide the winning lottery numbers for March for the sum of only AUD $30. It's normally $250 "but as you are my friend" it's a discount rate. This seems like a pretty good deal and I will forward this letter on to Ruth, who it was addressed to despite her moving out of this house in 1989.

The second letter I got had this gem printed on the envelope:

Ah, so that's the step I kept on missing..

Ah, so that's the step I kept on missing..

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The Tom

The way you open an envelope is the way you open the doors in life Brad

January 30 2007 - Like
The Tom

"Open your eyes" - from the movie Vanilla Sky

January 30 2007 - Like
Brad

It's true, I do open doors aggresively and then let my momentum carry me through the second half of the process.

January 30 2007 - Like
Zippo

I am living 89% of my life at any given time.

January 30 2007 - Like
Jarrad

Looks like you took on the task with gusto.

January 31 2007 - Like
Brad

I thought it was important!

January 31 2007 - Like
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