Retarded Mail Day
Today I got to open two pieces of mail. The first was from world reknown psychic 'Marie Callas' who promised to provide the winning lottery numbers for March for the sum of only AUD $30. It's normally $250 "but as you are my friend" it's a discount rate. This seems like a pretty good deal and I will forward this letter on to Ruth, who it was addressed to despite her moving out of this house in 1989.
The second letter I got had this gem printed on the envelope:
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The way you open an envelope is the way you open the doors in life Brad
"Open your eyes" - from the movie Vanilla Sky
It's true, I do open doors aggresively and then let my momentum carry me through the second half of the process.
I am living 89% of my life at any given time.
Looks like you took on the task with gusto.
I thought it was important!