When I woke up this morning I wanted one thing

I photo of me with a giant penis.

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Other highlights of Sexpo were the very Australian amateur strip where the crowd voted a jockey as the winner of the men's heat and the ugliest girl possible from the women.

Also watching not one but two of my friends from Tandy independently talk about the batteries that came with a vibrator to the same girl.

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My name is Fredward

Your site is really amazing. I'm so impressed with it's ease of use. It's like a Nokia mobile phone,as in I could recommend it to an "old" person.

May 5 2007 - Like
Brad

I like to think that old people would enjoy caring about my life.

May 5 2007 - Like
Zippo

It looks like they used the Barney the Dinosaur costume pattern for the cock but altered the head a little.

May 6 2007 - Like
DJ Chow

I think it was the silver bullet? Included was 3 batteries, individually purchased being worth $4 each! Good value!

May 12 2007 - Like
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