Bulking so Hard

We lost basketball finals and this made me angry. I considering writing an essay on how the biological process of anger could enhance or reduce weight gaining effectiveness, but I got over it. It turns out anger makes me cook a lot of chicken on the BBQ after pasting it with a delicious seasoning.

So now that there's no basketball it means I have less commitments and more anger to commit to BULKTEMBERing. And given my renewed focus I will now share an important secret of building muscle: eating!

Protein, complex carbohydrates and poly/mono unsaturated fats are the building blocks of a healthy diet. When trying to gain muscle you should be eating over 2.2g of protein per kilogram of your target body weight. My target weight is 104kg, so I am targeting 240g of pure protein per day. Thus, behold my seven meals of protein efficiency:










FoodProtein (g)
0830 Breakfast46.4





1130 Snack 120.4







1330 Lunch56.8




1700 Snack 226.8



1930 Post Gym Intake20





2030 Dinner65




2330 Bedtime Snack8.8

I poo at least twice a day.

Comments

Brad

No, I cannot explain why the tables are so... bulky.

September 18 2007 - Like
Zippo

That is a good lookin' diet.

September 18 2007 - Like
The Tom

When you get bulky, you are more prone to these bursts of anger. You are on your way to being a true knucklehead, well done. I got one word for you: Testosterone.

September 18 2007 - Like
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