So obviously being cut up and teeth gnashing gets difficult to drag out over more than a couple of days. Still, I've compiled a list of possible suspects for the unrequested painting of my car:


  • MIA, who I once accused of being crazy in a journal entry. And she does know how to use the internet, sort of.... Alibi: Was playing Bonnaroo last Friday...
  • Camille - A French singer who I also gave a negative review in Rip It Up a few weeks ago. Is an artist and seems to be a least a little crazy. At this stage, prime suspect.
  • Zoe. Former Bradism.com commenter, now St. Kilda supporter. She sent me an angry text message last weekend after I SMS'd her the Western Bulldogs theme song in all caps. Alibi: grew up in Queensland so it's doubtful she has that much football passion.
  • Zippo. Number 1 Bradism.com commenter who would predict that Zoe would be mentioned instead of her, despite her having more comments, thus causing rage. Alibi: way too nice, also this scenario is kind of recursive.
  • Professor Plum. I stole his carpark when I drove to work on Thursday.
  • Forlorn looking woman in Marion carpark. I went there last week and as I was reversing from my spot to get home I noticed her standing with a puzzled look in front of an empty car space. I didn't have time to help her and find out if her car was stolen. Mainly because I'm not a detective.
  • Karl the Painter. May have discovered what I wrote about him a few summers ago and is now more assertive and wants revenge. Evidence: has access to paint.
  • Craig Lowndes. Motive: Doesn't like Holden.

I have a few other suspects, but they're kind of drawing a long bow.

Comments

Zippo

<img src="./images/smiles/cry.gif"> I'm so transparent!

One time I parked in a different place in my complex, and I woke up the next morning to a giant key'd X on the driver's side of my car. I think it one of the neighbors got pissed that I parked in their spot.

Did you park in someone's spot, Brad?!

June 17 2008 - Like
Ben

Yeah, maybe it was a family member who's too passive-aggressive to confront you about getting the park closest to the door, but who really wanted to express some frustration.

June 17 2008 - Like
craig lowndes

I would not even waste the paint!

June 18 2008 - Like
Ryan

I'd like to nominate William Hood as the culprit. After years of pain and brooding over his broken bones by your hand, he's finally returned for his revenge.

June 18 2008 - Like
Brad

o_0 that was also the first person Tim suggested.

I only broke one of his bones, and it was an accident and I said I was sorry to him a lot.

Plus once I gave him the ultimate, laminated poster for his birthday.

<img src="./images/smiles/sad.gif"> Hoody.

June 18 2008 - Like
Zippo

Well, if you're adding people to the list whom you've injured, might as well suspect Ballard, too.

June 19 2008 - Like
Brad

That was an accident too. And the day it happened was Ballard's birthday!

June 19 2008 - Like
Zippo

This sudden turn of events warrants further investigation.

June 20 2008 - Like
Kevin Pietersen

Cant have been me. I was too busy posting a sublime century back in England. Did you happen to see it by the way?

June 20 2008 - Like
Brad

Switch-hit sixes? Yeah I saw a few highlights..

June 20 2008 - Like
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