Diamonds and Guns

Yeah, I carry a butt-pillow with me most places. I never know how to correctly answer the question, “How's it going?” I wear sunglasses on cloudy days. I prefer to stand on the train. I rock New Balance 624s on the regular because they fit my orthotics. I duck through every doorway on instinct. Life's too short. Anytime my ego starts to wither, I remember, according to my shampoo I'm

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