I Am A Genius... continued...

'Brad!' Mum burst through the door, alarmed. 'It's quarter to 8!'
I opened my eyes and to facer her.

'I know.'

She left. I stretched and smiled to myself. This is why some people always walk around with a smile on their face.

This is how sad my life has become.

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Gus That's not sad, it's brilliant. Anything that means you get to stay in bed for an extra 15 minutes in the morning is worth its weight. It has been thought of before though...
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